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oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

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gentlemasquerade:

disneyismyescape:

disneyhottie101:

disney-alchemist:

Both.

You really should only watch it at 3 points in the year…

A) Halloween

B) Christmas

C) Anytime in between A and B

yes

And any other time of the year.

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feastings:

ok here is my contribution to the jake-english-is-a-babe movement

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castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

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eristicka:

4everonvacation:

Having a bad day? Here’s a hug from Tom Hiddleston.

And here is me:

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awesomephilia:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

Somehow I’d probably break the ductape, fall over, break my microwave, and summon Satan.