i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
You really should only watch it at 3 points in the year…
C) Anytime in between A and B
And any other time of the year.
ok here is my contribution to the jake-english-is-a-babe movement
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
all this time ive wasted
ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore
Somehow I’d probably break the ductape, fall over, break my microwave, and summon Satan.
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
here’s a full picture set of them and their bulges.